Don't you ever fall in love with me

Ladies and Gentlemen... Twierdzę, że nie ma to jak dobry, prosty tekst, który będzie niósł treści ponadczasowe i uniwersalne. Jak mówił Tumim "de biustibus non est deputandum". 

"Don’t you ever fall in love with me"

I don’t need your lips to say my name

I don’t need your arms to bond my waist

That I belong to you I’m eager not to hear

Don’t you ever fall in love with me

For funny things like this

I am too big, you know

I walk where shoes of suede

Are leading my blue soul

You want to take me up

Just into seventh heaven

You want to walk me down the aisle 

And stay together

But remember…

Don’t you ever fall in love with me

You want to split our bills

And take my doggy for a walk

Dear me, I think it is bliss

If we sip a cup of tea and talk

I want to leave my house

At night and paint the town red

So don’t wait, my “to-be” spouse,

I am so far ahead.

And remember…

Don’t you ever fall in love with me

“Love, she will guide us, long live the queen!”

The newlyweds think, when bells a’ring

But then you see a shooting scene:

“Husband killed wife” at CC TV

Don’t you ever fall in love with me